Schwarzenegger is equally girly

Associated Press photo

While Repugnican California Gov. Ahhhnuld Schwarzenegger, who is quite the intellectual, calls Barack Obama “scrawny,” California first lady Maria Shriver said of Obama: “If Barack Obama was a state, he’d be California: diverse, open, smart, independent, bucks tradition. Innovative. Inspirational. Dreamer. Leader.” (Shriver is shown above with Michelle Obama, Caroline Kennedy and Oprah Winfrey in Los Angeles in February, when Shriver enthusiastically endorsed Obama.)

So Repugnican California Gov. Ahhhnuld Schwarzenegger calls our next president, Barack Obama, “scrawny.”

In Ohio yesterday, besides calling Obama a “spread-the-wealth” “socialist” — my Goddess, those Repugnicans march together in lockstep better than did the Nazis; they’ve beaten the “socialist” thing so far into the ground that it’s now somewhere in China — Schwarzenegger remarked that Obama “needs to do something about those skinny legs. We’re going to make him do some squats. And then we’re going to go and give him some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms.” 

This is why jocks never should be elected to public office. (Of course, the recall election that put Schwarzenegger in the governor’s seat was quick and dirty, but that’s another blog post.)

How fucking embarrassing it is to have such a dumbfuck as Schwarzenegger as the governor of my state aside, however, he’s a fucking hypocrite, too:

I saw Schwarzengger in person here in Sacramento a few years ago when he came to my workplace.

My retarded co-workers were all excited about his celebrity and they wanted to shake his hand, but I didn’t want to touch him, as my policy is not to touch known Repugnicans; I just wanted to see what he looks like in person.

Schwarzenegger, with his bodyguards around him, stood within feet of me as I stood in the crowd, and he shook other people’s hands while I checked him out.

Right off I noted that he’s no taller than I am, and I am shorter than six feet. The second thing that I noted is that he has remarkably skinny legs. You could see this right through his suit pants.

As far as his upper body is concerned, it was hard to tell how buff he still is or isn’t, since those suit shoulder pads fill out just about anyone.

Schwarzenegger is quite unimpressive in person. He looks nothing as he has looked in his testosterone movies; in fact, the real-live Ahhhnuld in comparison to the big-screen Ahhhnuld is quite scrawny. He’s short and he has the chicken legs that he says Obama has. And Schwarzenegger looked a bit orange, if memory serves; a fake Southern California tan, I’m guessing.

What California’s first lady Maria Shriver — who has enthusiastically and quite publicly endorsed Barack Obama — sees in Ahhhnuld I have no idea.

I wonder if she voted for him two years ago…

P.S. Here’s a news pic of Ahhhnuld from last month: Note the skinny legs and that orange glow that I was talking about.

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger takes part in a conversation ...

Associated Press photo

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