“President” Pussygrabber looked fat, sweaty and desperate tonight, and came off like a cranky fucking baby, whereas Joe Biden did what he needed to do: act and look presidential.
I could spend hours slicing and dicing the Dumpster fire that was tonight’s first debate between “President” Pussygrabber and Joe Biden, but I’m going to save myself a lot of time and energy and just go off of the optics of the spectacle — after all, that’s what the so-called swing voters largely do: focus on the optics and ignore the substance.
In tonight’s debate — which was so very 2020 — not only would the “president” never shut the fuck up — making him look desperate, not commanding and strong — but he appeared to be fat and sweaty.
Soon into the debate, if you can call it that, Pussygrabber made me think of Richard M. Nixon: not only have both “men” been impeached (and, indeed, impeachment is forever), but both were infamously sweaty during a debate. Tonight’s debate looked much like Nixon’s televised debate with John F. Kennedy in September 1960: Nixon sweaty and desperate, Kennedy looking good, fit, calm and collected.
Biden apparently lost his cool a few times, but with Pussygrabber doing his best not to allow Biden a word in edgewise, Biden could be forgiven for anything short of having walked over to Pussygrabber and pummeled the shit out of the fat, orange, fascist bastard.
Will tonight’s debate affect the presidential election?
Among the aforementioned “swing-voter” set — among those weirdos who before tonight truly more or less have been undecided between “our” Oompa-Loompa-on-crack “president” and Biden — I think that the debate will have an impact. Most of them will go with the calmer and more collected — the more presidential — candidate, I’m confident.
Do I expect Pussygrabber to lose any of his mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging die-hard supporters’ support? No, because they’re fucking insane.
But Pussygrabber already has their support baked in — and it’s not enough. It’s the swing voters of the swing states that Pussygrabber has to win over, and thus far, Biden is doing significantly better at appealing to those voters than is Pussygrabber; Real Clear Politics’ polling averages of what it calls the “top battlegrounds” — Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Florida and Arizona — show Biden right now leading Pussygrabber in all six of those states by an average of 3.5 percent, ranging from Biden’s small lead of 0.5 percent in North Carolina to his sizable lead of 5.7 percent in Pennsylvania.
And fivethirtyeight.com right now gives Pussygrabber only a 22 percent chance of winning “re”-election — and gives Biden a 78 percent chance of becoming our next president.
I expect that after the polling catches up to tonight’s Dumpster fire of a debate — and I blame that fire on Pussygrabber, not on Biden, as Pussygrabber brings his Dumpster fire with him everywhere he goes, and it’s all that he fucking knows — we’ll see even better numbers for Biden.
Don’t get me wrong; I supported actual Democrat Bernie Sanders in 2016 and this time, too, and no, I won’t be voting for Joe Biden, as he’s going to win all 55 of my state’s electoral votes anyway (I could vote for Pussygrabber and it wouldn’t fucking matter here in deep-blue California).
But during the first hour of the debate, the thought crossed my mind that I might even give Biden my first, small donation to his campaign. That desire soon passed, but I still see Biden winning this thing. It’s his to lose, anyway.