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Move along; no teatard tsunami to see here

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Va., listens at right as House Speaker John Boehner of Ohio, during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, June 10, 2014. Cantor faces a challenge from a political newcomer backed by the tea party as Virginia voters go to the polls Tuesday for three congressional primaries. Cantor was once popular in the tea party but has now become its target.  (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />

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One primary election in which only about 65,000 people voted probably isn’t indicative of an impending “tea-party” takeover of the United States of America. That said, I certainly won’t miss prick Eric Cantor, whose political career appears to be over.

If I were an editorial cartoonist – or if I at least could draw well – I would draw an editorial cartoon of Repugnican U.S. Rep. Eric Cantor’s prone (or, I suppose, supine) body with a Gadsden flag draped over itAnother victim of the “tea party”!

(What? Too soon? Well, OK, anyway, I got that out of the way and out of my system.)

Seriously, though, soon-to-be-former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor’s first-time-in-the-nation’s-history primaried ouster from the U.S. House of Representatives yesterday has virtually no nationwide significance.

(And it’s awfully interesting how the rare actually-progressive-Democratic-Party win over a Democratic-Party-establishment/DINO incumbent almost never is touted as a Big Blue Tidal Wave that’s imminently sweeping over the nation, whereas impending right-wing deluges [Big Red Tides?] are predicted every time any “tea-party” candidate anywhere wins virtually any election. So much for the “left-wing bias” in the “lamestream media.”)

From what I’ve read of Eric Cantor’s campaign, he and his campaign staff took his re-election for granted – a big mistake. If you get too complacent in your campaign, you can find yourself in for a significant surprise after the polls close. (Not too horribly dissimilar to Cantor’s apparent complacency, to me, was Billary Clinton’s having taken her win of the 2008 Democratic Party presidential nomination for granted. She was like the cocky hare in the parable of the tortoise and the hare.)

It is notable that the “tea party” has achieved no other upsets of this magnitude in this election cycle. Repugnican U.S. Sens. Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham — either of whose scalp I would have loved to see — both safely won their primaries, for example (of course, it’s harder to unseat a sitting U.S. senator than it is a sitting member of the House).

It strikes me that Cantor’s loss yesterday was due to factors that apply mostly only to that particular contest (including, apparently, the actor who once played “Cooter” encouraging Democratic [and other] voters to vote for Cantor’s “tea party” opponent in the open primary in order to unseat Cantor and also a low voter turnout of only around 65,000).

Because of The Fall of the House of Cantor (Cantorgeddon?) are we now witnessing a nationwide “tea party” resurgence?

Puuuhlease. Some facts:

A nationwide ABC News/Washington Post poll taken less than two weeks ago showed that only 39 percent of Americans “strongly support” or “somewhat support” the “tea party” – while 46 percent “strongly oppose” or “somewhat oppose” the teatards. While only 11 percent in the poll “strongly support” the fascists, 24 percent “strongly oppose them.” (Fifteen percent, for some reason, were “unsure.”)

In late April, a nationwide NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll asked respondents, “Do you consider yourself a supporter of the Tea Party Movement?” Only 24 percent responded “yes,” while 66 percent responded “no” (with 10 percent being “unsure” or stating that it “depends”).

Just about three months ago, in March, a nationwide Bloomberg poll asked, “In your view, is the Tea Party today a mostly positive or mostly negative force in American politics?” Only 29 percent responded “mostly positive,” while 53 percent responded “mostly negative.”

Going back to December (to demonstrate the pattern here), a nationwide CBS News/New York Times poll asked, “Do you consider yourself to be a supporter of the Tea Party movement, or not?” Only 23 percent said yes; 63 percent said no.

The “tea party” cannot maintain even a solid 30 percent of strong support in most nationwide polls, but we should be quaking in our boots over the fucktards in the tricorne hats because Eric Cantor went down in flames yesterday? Really?

The percentage of Americans who are lost-cause, going-to-take-it-with-them-to-their-graves wingnuts seems to have been steady for some years now, and for years now I have put that percentage around 25 percent (but no more than 30 percent).

These would be, for the very most part, the very same right-wing nut jobs who still approved of the job that former “President” George W. Bush was doing in late 2008 and early 2009, even as our nation’s economy was crumbling all around us.

These are your die-hard, dyed-in-the-wool wingnuts. Today, they call themselves the “tea party,” but they were with us long before they started calling themselves that; they were instrumental in the blatant theft of the White House in 2000 and in the partisan impeachment of Bill Clinton in the 1990s, and they were with us long before then.

There are enough teatards – about 25 percent, maybe 30 percent of Americans – to throw Repugnican Party primary elections, in which the ultra-right-wingers participate religiously (literally and figuratively), but in general elections, the teatards don’t do nearly as well, especially in blue and in purple states and in the nation as a whole.

That said, I do give the teatards credit for continuing to drag their party further and further to the right. I mean, to a large degree they have been achieving their evil political aims (so much so that I usually refer to their party as the Repugnican Tea Party), whereas the establishmentarian Democratic Party, as one commentator has pointed out, routinely just ignores its progressive/left-wing base and continues also to drift further and further to the right, seeking not to please its base, but to please those of the center-right (and even those who are pretty far right, which is infuckingsane, since those people aren’t going to convert [look at how well the “Kumbaya” bullshit worked for Barack Obama!] and since it only erodes the base, for fuck’s sake).

While it seems to me that too much widespread (and most likely only short-term) Repugnican Tea Party success could spell the end of the “tea party” and perhaps even the end of the Repugnican Party (after the nation had overdosed on the far-right-wing ideology that at least approaches if it doesn’t achieve [or hell, even surpass] fascism), the fact that the establishmentarian Democrats (the DINOs) also keep tacking to the right (at the very least on economic [if not on social/“cultural”] issues) tends to give the American populace (perhaps especially the “undecideds”) the idea that going further and further to the right is the way to go.

In this regard, the DINOs are aiding and abetting the teatards in the teatards’ agenda to drag the nation further and further to the right. (Gee, thanks, “Democrats”!)

Yeah,won’t be supporting DINO Billary Clinton, who as of late has been making comments very apparently meant to position her to the right of Barack Obama (who already is center-right), just as she did as she grew increasingly desperate in the overlong, dragged-out 2008 Democratic presidential primary election season. (Here’s a nice little commentary on this very topic.)

I couldn’t support Billary in 2008 because of her right-wing stances and her crass political opportunism (the very same political opportunism that led her to vote for the unelected Bush regime’s bogus and thus treasonous Vietraq War in October 2002), and I can’t support her now – or ever, very most likely.

But don’t blame me. Blame the post-Jimmy-Carter, Clintonian Democratic Party, which shits and pisses on its base with regularity, something that even the Repugnicans, as stupid as they are, don’t dare to do, and which to this point hasn’t given us any viable 2016 presidential candidates who are more inspiring than the uber-uninspiring Billary Fucking Clinton. (I could support Elizabeth Warren, Howard Dean or Al Gore, to name three, but will anyone who is viable dare get in Queen Billary’s way?)

And don’t fear a “tea-party” tsunami in and of itself. The teatards don’t have the numbers and their insane and evil ideology, whenever put into nationwide practice, soon enough collapses upon itself. (We saw this with the eight-year reign of the unelected, treasonous Bush regime.)

Fear instead a sold-out, ever-right-lurching Democratic Party that doesn’t fucking know what the fuck an opposition party is and that year by year allows the seawall that would protect us from any actual “tea-party” tsunami to continue to crumble from neglect.

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Chris Christie has become the Repugnicans’ bridge to nowhere

The George Washington Bridge toll booths are pictured in Fort Lee, New Jersey

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An aide to Repugnican New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie very apparently orchestrated lanes of the George Washington Bridge, pictured above, to be closed in order to punish the Democratic mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not having endorsed Christie’s gubernatorial re-election. The bridge, which connects New Jersey and New York City via Fort Lee, is one of the busiest in the world.

Any Repugnican, including the teatards, who celebrates the probable political downfall of New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is a moron. (Well, they’re all morons, but still.)

Don’t get me wrong; I don’t want Chris Christie or any other Repugnican, teatard or not, anywhere near the White House, but recent nationwide polls have suggested that Christie is the only member of his party who can beat Billary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic presidential candidate, in November 2016.

A CNN/ORC poll taken last month had Christie beating Billary by two percentage points, 48 percent to 46 percent. No big deal, you say, but Billary garnered anywhere from 52 percent to 58 percent against all of the other Repugnican candidates in the poll, including Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Prick Perry, Marco Rubio, Pretty Boy Paul Ryan and yes, Prick Santorum.

A Quinnipiac University poll also taken last month showed Christie beating Billary by one percentage point, 42 percent to 41 percent. No big deal, you might say again, but in that poll, Billary beat every other Repugnican — Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz and Rand Paul — by 7 percent to 13 percent.

A McClatchy-Marist poll also taken last month showed Billary actually beating Christie by 3 percent, 48 percent to 45 percent, but in that poll, too, Christie fared much better against Billary than did any other Repugnican, all of whom lost to Billary by 10 percent to 23 percent (true, it was Sarah Palin who lost to Billary by 23 percent, and Palin very most likely won’t be running in 2016, but still…).

True, Christie would have had to overcome the right-wing extremists — well, they’re nutjobs; even “right-wing extremist” doesn’t capture their depravity, and even “nutjobs” doesn’t capture how dangerous they are (there are plenty of harmless nutjobs), so probably “fascists” and “‘Christo’fascists” are the best terms for these Orc-like “people” — to win his party’s 2016 presidential nomination, but I think that he could have done that.

Before now.

Before the news that, as The Associated Press has put it, “e-mails and text messages suggest that one of Christie’s top aides engineered traffic jams in the New Jersey town [of Fort Lee] last September to punish its Democratic mayor.” The AP adds:

… The messages do not directly implicate Christie, but they appear to contradict his assertions that the closings were not punitive and that his staff was not involved.

The messages were obtained by The Associated Press and other news organizations amid a statehouse investigation into whether the lane closings that led to the tie-ups were retribution against the mayor of Fort Lee for not endorsing Christie for re-election last fall.

“Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee,” Christie deputy chief of staff Bridget Anne Kelly wrote in August in a[n e-mail] message to David Wildstein, a top Christie appointee on the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey.

[Reuters reports that Wildstein’s e-mail reply was: “Got it.”]

A few weeks later, Wildstein closed two of three lanes connecting Fort Lee to the heavily-traveled George Washington Bridge, which runs between New Jersey and New York City.

Beyond the specifics of the lane closures, critics suggest the incident reflects a darker side of Christie’s brand of politics that contradicts the image he’d like to project as he eyes the presidency. …

“This completely inappropriate and unsanctioned conduct was made without my knowledge,” Christie has proclaimed, adding, “People will be held responsible for their actions.”

While I find it very difficult to believe that any of Christie’s staffers would have been so brazenly bold as to orchestrate something so large without Christie’s knowledge, if not also his consent, at the bare minimum, even if Christie is telling the truth, which I very much doubt, Bridgegate seriously calls into question Christie’s ability to keep his own flying monkeys in check.

Gee, what would President Christie do if he failed to get someone’s endorsement for his re-election? Send a killer drone after him or her?

I agree with the AP’s assessment that a criticism that could be made of Christie is that Bridgegate reveals “a darker side of Christie’s brand of politics that contradicts the image he’d like to project as he eyes the presidency.” Indeed, he reminds me of the revengeful Richard Nixon.

All of this said, while I can’t stand Billary, and while I doubt that as president she’d be significantly more effective or progressive than Barack Obama has been — and so I still hope that she faces a strong, actually progressive challenger for the 2016 Democratic presidential nomination — of course I’d rather see Billary in the White House, if that is unavoidable, than Chris Christie.

And Chris Christie was his party’s best path to recapturing the White House.

But now, he has become his party’s bridge to nowhere.

P.S. Yes, Christie’s probable political ruin perhaps might help the likes of presidential wannabe Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, whom I despise probably even more than I despise Christie, but Walker is fairly unknown outside of Wisconsin, and could he beat Billary? I doubt it. I could see him winning his party’s 2016 presidential nomination, but I can’t see him winning the White House.

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No queer duck for the American Taliban!

Interview Creates Controversy For Duck Dynasty Star

Culture war heats up over 'Duck Dynasty' controversy

“Duck Dynasty” “patriarch” Phil Robertson looks a bit like Osama bin Laden to me, which isn’t that shocking, I guess, given that you could call him and his ilk the American Taliban — “Christo”fascists instead of “Islamofascists.”

I’ve never watched A&E’s “Duck Dynasty” and probably never will. A “reality” show is bad enough, but a “reality” show about rednecks is even worse.

Go into a Wal-Mart (yes, I’ve seen the insides of a Wal-Mart — recently) and you’ll see “Duck Dynasty” merchandise all over the fucking place, and given Wal-Mart’s main target audience — the redneck — you don’t have to have seen the show to have a good idea about what it’s all about.

So, was I shocked to learn that the “patriarch” of the show, 67-year-old Phil Robertson — who, on top of being a redneck, is a baby boomer — is a homophobe?

Um, no.

Does Robertson, who has been suspended indefinitely from “Duck Dynasty” apparently primarily or entirely for his homophobic remarks to the magazine GQ, have the First Amendment right to publicly vocalize his bigoted views?

Absolutely, yes, he does, just as the members of the Ku Klux Klan do, but does A&E, which is a joint venture of Disney and the Hearst Corp., have to keep Robertson in its employment, especially if Robertson, as I suspect he did, violated the terms of his contract with A&E?

Fuck no.

The Associated Press notes:

… Sarah Palin posted a picture on her Facebook page of her with the reality show clan with the message, “Free Speech is an endangered species.” And Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal also lamented the suspension on free speech terms.

“It’s a messed-up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson gets suspended,” said the governor in a statement [today] (the show is filmed in his state). …

Well, of course, to my knowledge, Miley Cyrus never publicly made an offensive, bigoted statement about an historically oppressed minority group — she might be a bit skanky, but I’ve never heard that she has uttered hate speech publicly.

But Bobby Jindal is a stupid fucking piece of sell-out shit who can’t lick the asses of the whiteys who hate him because he isn’t white ardently enough — you know, in order to “show” them that he’s one of them — so that’s to be expected from the likes of him.

But what about the whining and probably-faux hand-wringing about “free speech”?

The First Amendment reads: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

Fact is, only the government may abridge your free-speech rights as guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution.

Did Phil Robertson have to accept a gig with A&E? No. But he signed some contract, I’m sure, and when millions of dollars are at stake, I can’t imagine that the team of lawyers who drew up his contract did not cover what A&E and/or its parent companies may do in the event that Robertson should make public statements and/or commit certain actions that A&E and/or its parent companies deem damaging to them.

If Robertson has been legally wronged, then, of course, he can sue his employer. (I wish him luck with that…)

I find other comments of Robertson equally as interesting as his homophobic ones, which include his apparent assertion that the definition of “sin” begins with “homosexual behavior.” (Wow! Does he really think of “homosexual behavior” that much? I, a gay man, don’t think of heterosexual sex all that much, so why would an alleged heterosexual man think of male homosexual sex so much?)

According to the AP, Robertson also stated in an interview published in the January issue of GQ “that in his Louisiana youth he picked cotton with African-Americans and never saw ‘the mistreatment of any black person. Not once.’

“‘We’re going across the field. … They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, “I tell you what: These doggone white people” — not a word!’ Robertson told the magazine.”

Wow. 

So blacks in the South didn’t need the Civil Rights movement because they all loved whitey? They were all “singing and happy”? Really?

Assuming that Robertson’s report is true — that he heard “not a word” uttered by a black person against “these doggone white people” — could it be that they were so powerless and so terrified of retribution that of course they were very careful about what they uttered around whitey?

Could it be that Robertson’s memory is faulty? (He does, after all, admit to having done his share of drugs during the Sixties.)

Robertson also reportedly said this to GQ: “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers — they won’t inherit the kingdom of God.”

Um, did he omit female prostitutes from his list of the hell-bent on purpose? What about heterosexual “offenders”?

Straight white men seem to benefit an awful lot from Robertson’s selective list, don’t they?

What’s most shocking of all, I think, is that A&E ever decided to put this man and his family on the tay-vay in the first fucking place.

P.S. In more good news for equal human and civil rights, it’s great to have heard today that former Olympic figure skater Brian Boitano finally came out (we all knew, but it’s great that he now has talked about it openly), and it’s hilarious that he and out lesbian athletes Billie Jean King (the tennis great, of course) and Caitlin Cahow (a medalist in women’s hockey) will be part of the United States’ delegation to the homophobic Russia’s 2014 winter Olympic games in Sochi, of which no high-ranking members of the U.S. government will be a part. (The Associated Press notes that “For the first time since 2000, the U.S. will not send a president, former president, first lady or vice president to the Olympics.”)

And, of course, today the state of New Mexico became the 16th state to institute same-sex marriage.

The “Christo”fascists and other assorted haters can slow progress down, but they cannot stop it altogether. It marches on!

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