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On speaking ‘American’ and being inspired by Trump and Palin to brush up on my Spanish

Brainiac Sarah Palin “interviews” billionaire presidential aspirant Donald Trump on her television “news” show last month. Both fascistic jingoists (note their prominent wearing of the American flag just in case there is any doubt as to their strict allegiance to a white United States of America) believe in scoring points by making brown-skinned immigrants from south of the border into scapegoats for all of the nation’s problems.

It’s interesting how the fucktards on the right (I know: redundant) who demand that only English be spoken in the United States of America are not able to speak their one and only mother tongue correctly.

Sarah Palin, who apparently is angling to be Donald Trump’s (or perhaps another Repugnican Tea Partier’s) running mate, stated yesterday:

“It’s a benefit of [Jeb] Bush to be able to be so fluent [in Spanish], because we have a large and wonderful Hispanic population building America, and that’s a great connection he has with them. On the other hand, I think we can send a message and say, ‘You want to be in America, A, you’d better be here legally or you’re out of here. B, when you’re here, let’s speak American. …”

She apparently then corrected herself, adding, “Let’s speak English, and that’s a kind of a unifying aspect of the nation is the language that is understood by all.”

“English” is fine. “American English” is more exact for the dominant language of the U.S.A., just as you’d say “Mexican Spanish” instead of “Mexican,” as there is no language called “Mexican” or “American.”

Sarah Palin and her ilk just don’t want to have to learn another language. Again, they struggle to speak just one language correctly. That’s part of it.

But they also equate speaking “American” with being white (just as they equate being “American” with being white); in this case, as so often is the case, language and race are linked. The United States must remain white, you see, and a rising tide of people speaking the brown language of “Mexican” threatens that “God”ly whiteness!

Of course Palin’s “outreach” to Latinos is proved to be bullshit A, when she refers to Latinos as “Hispanic,” a term that many if not most Latinos don’t like, just as most of us non-heterosexuals hate being called “homosexual” and as you don’t call Asians “Oriental.” And B, it’s another sign of Palin’s disordered and passive-aggressive “thinking” when she first praises Jeb Bush for having “a great connection” with Latinos here in the U.S. but then immediately follows that up with the threat of mass deportation and the command that Latinos here in the U.S. speak only “American.” (You know, for her comfort and the comfort of her fellow jackbooted Aryan nationalistic fascists.)

Give Palin props, however, I suppose, for acknowledging that we have a large population of Latinos “building America,” something that I can’t imagine that her audience of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, chromosomally damaged fucktards (a.k.a. Donald Trump’s target audience) really wants to hear.

I mean, aren’t the brown-skinned, “Mexican”-speaking hordes from south of the border just here to suck up our tax dollars in human services and drop their anchor babies? When they’re not too busy raping our pristine, young, lily-white women?

Many years ago I took Spanish (not “Mexican”) in junior high school, high school and college, all in Arizona. If memory serves, it was the only foreign language that was available to me in junior high school, and in my smallish high school I had only two options for foreign-language study, Spanish or German. As I view German as something like the dark language of Mordor (you know, the Nazis…), and as I never saw myself ever needing to speak German, of course I took Spanish.

By the time I was in college, I was at least semi-fluent. (To me, “fluent” means the near-perfect mastery of a language, a high bar for someone like me whose first language was “American.”)

Later this month I start a Spanish class to brush up on my skills; I’m quite rusty. I have all of the basics of the Spanish language down, but it would be great to be anywhere near fluent in Spanish one day.

Not only is Spanish a beautifully sounding language (perhaps especially compared to German and probably even English), and not only is learning another language great exercise for your brain, but here in California, Latinos now outnumber us whites, so I have another compelling reason to brush up on my Spanish.

It’s awfully interesting, though, how Latinos now outnumber whites in the blue border states of California and New Mexico, but here in California and New Mexico this is not considered to be a problem by the majority of the electorate. But in the red border states of Texas and Arizona, it’s considered to be a huge fucking problem, even though in Arizona and in Texas, whites still outnumber Latinos, especially so in Arizona.

So it’s not the Latinos who are the problem; California and New Mexico demonstrate that amply. It is the white supremacists, who claim that they’re “Christian” yet who hate those who don’t look, speak, believe and act like just like they do, who are the problem.

So thank you, Donald Trump, for quite unintentionally being one of my inspirations to brush up on my Spanish-speaking skills. And thank you, Sarah Palin, for chiming in; even though you chimed in after I’d already signed up for my upcoming Spanish class, Usted es una inspiración también.

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Whitey fights the inevitable coming of the Brave New World of the ‘fifth race’

A sign in protest of immigration bill SB1070 ...

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A sign, photographed at the state Capitol in Phoenix today, urges a boycott of Arizona in light of Arizona’s white Repugnican governor having signed a law that enables mostly white law enforcement officers to make those who appear to possibly be illegal immigrants prove their citizenship status. I support a boycott of the God-forsaken red state of Arizona, where I unfortunately was born and lived for the first three decades of my life. Below are photos of Arizona’s white Repugnican governor, Jan Brewer (who was not elected but who took over Democrat Janet Napolitano’s term when Napolitano was named the secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security), surrounded by mostly white law enforcement officials, at a press conference surrounding her signing of Arizona’s new draconian, racist, white supremacist law yesterday in Phoenix. (Memo to the blue-eyed devil Brewer: Your attempt to look like Britney Fucking Spears at your age is way beyond pathetic. Please, for the love of God, stop.)

Jan Brewer

Jan Brewer

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Just yesterday I was discussing with a right-wing co-worker of mine how United States history has been so whitewashed (emphasis on “white-“). The right wing, which busily has been rewriting U.S. history for some time now, presents U.S. history as the valiant trumph of the white man over the difficult terrain of the “New World.”

Much less emphasized or even left out altogether in this “history,” I told my co-worker, are the facts that the white empire in what is now the United States of America was built upon land stolen from the natives, whom the white people decimated, and upon labor on the stolen land performed by people abducted from their native lands and enslaved (and by their progeny, who were born into this slavery).

Oh, that is just the history of the world, my co-worker dismissed the white man’s evils on this continent; throughout history, peoples have conquered other peoples, and thus lands have changed hands. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles and that’s just how the ball bounces.

Funny, though, that the wingnuts don’t use that same oft-used right-wing excuse for the evils of U.S. history to take a more universal look at how the racial demographics of the United States are changing now.

When justifying and dismissing the wrongs that white people have committed, that’s just the way the world works, the wingnuts argue, but they can’t handle the fact that the face of the United States of America is becoming less and less white.

Backasswards Arizona’s* new law, which makes it a crime to breathe while brown, is a textbook example of how whitey is terrified of “the other” and is a case in point of how this irrational, racist/white supremacist fear is coming to a head.

It is racism and it is white supremacism.

I’m white. My parents are white. I was raised white. I know whitey.

So when whitey claims that whitey isn’t being racist, I know when that’s bullshit.

If Mexicans (and others from Latin America) didn’t speak Spanish (or, as “President” George W. Bush at least once called their language, “Mexican”) but spoke English, and if they looked Anglo, there would be no problem with them crossing the border.

It is the fact that they are different from whitey that is the problem. They don’t call them “aliens” for nothing; they might as well be aliens from outer fucking space.

Fact is, far more of my fellow whiteys than Latinos have fucked me over in my lifetime, and I’m just fine with a Latino “takeover” of the United States of America.

Latinos are (in no certain order) nicer. Humbler. Less materialistic. More artistic. More grounded. More generous (even though they usually have much less to give than does whitey). More spiritual.

Latinos are incredibly hard-working, and so it’s incredibly fucking ironic that the same white baby-boomers and senior citizens, who sooner rather than later will need underpaid and overworked Latinos to take care of them when their obese, bloated bodies relegate them to their motorized scooters and oversized hospital beds, should attack their future caregivers. Stupid.

At least the Latino takeover of the United States of America (or much of it, anyway) has been gradual and nonviolent. The Latinos are supplanting whitey more slowly and much more bloodlessly than whitey supplanted the natives of what now is the United States. I can’t say that whitey karmically deserves to have been let off the hook as easily as whitey thus far has.

I, for one white, look foward to the Brave New World, the Brave New World in which there are fewer and fewer white faces because the races are mixing it up.

For the most part, I agree with the late Mexican philosopher José Vasconcelos’ essay “La Raza Cósmica” (“The Cosmic Race”), in which he advances the idea of a “fifth race” in the Americas, a race that is comprised of mixed-race peoples; this “fifth race” contains the best of all of the races.**

Racism is bullshit. We’re all members of the species Homo sapiens, just as all cats are members of the species Felis domesticus and all dogs are members of the species Canis domesticus.  To state that one race of human is better or worse than another is to assert an opinion, a preference, not a fact. If you state that German shepherds are better than poodles, that is recognized as only an opinion, a preference, as both are dogs, yet racists buy into the myth that one race of human being can be superior or inferior to another.

Every human being is my fellow human being — yes, even the white wingnuts whom I don’t claim as my own, the white wingnuts who, in their ignorance and their evil, ironically make me prefer peoples of other races. (Yes, the white supremacists have a name for white people like me: “race traitors.”)

Even biology (I know, the wingnuts hate science) dictates that genes that remain isolated make for a genetically and biologically weaker group of individuals. (This genetic weakness sure would explain the fucktarded white supremacists who show up at “tea party” events with their grossly misspelled signs.) Mixing the genes of individuals from different populations, however, allows for provincial genetic disadvantages to get washed out, and thus is for the benefit of the species.  

I am one “race traitor” who is doing his best to help usher in the Brave New World of the “fifth race.”

I voted for the mixed-race Barack Obama (and any problems that I have had with him have had nothing to do with his race). I don’t tolerate racist hate speech to be spoken in my presence, but call the racists on their racism. Tomorrow I again will attend Sacramento’s annual Festival de la Familia, the annual fair that celebrates Latino culture. And I am thinking of brushing up on my Spanish, which I learned years ago and which should come in handy as the Brave New World continues to arrive in my lifetime.

And that is what the white disphits in Arizona and the other red states should be doing: preparing for the future, instead of fighting the inevitable. They can be part of the march of human history, or they can be relegated to the dustbin of human history (where they probably belong anyway).

*I lived in Arizona the first 30 years of my life before I moved to California in 1998. Although the majority of my relatives still live in the God-forsaken red state of Arizona, I have yet to step foot back there since I left there, and probably the only thing that ever will take me back there is a funeral. About the only good thing that I can say about Arizona is that it isn’t Texas, although as of late Arizona seems to be catching up to Texas. 

I heard one television commentator recently call Arizona “diverse.” No, it isn’t. It’s mostly only two races, white and Latino, with some Native Americans, most of whom are sequestered on reservations, and only a light sprinkling of those of African and Asian descent. California is diverse, a United Nations, and California’s history as once having been part of Mexico is still evident in the names of its largest cities, such as Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco and Sacramento, its capital.

**Many of Vasconcelos’ assertions on the characteristics of the different races would be considered politically incorrect today, but “La Raza Cósmica” needs to be read within the context of the fact that it was published in the 1920s.

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