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Preventing President Trump is up to the Democratic Party super-delegates now

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Supporters of Donald Trump raise their right arms to “pledge their allegiance to him” at a rally in Orlando, Florida, in March. (It’s not at all Nazi-like.) Billary Clinton right now polls only 2 or 3 percentage points ahead of Der Fuehrer Trump, whereas Bernie Sanders polls ahead of Trump in the low double digits. Delusional individuals who believe that Trump couldn’t possibly beat Billary in November need only remind themselves that it long was believed that Trump couldn’t possibly win the Repugnican Tea Party presidential nomination.

In April 2015, “Saturday Night Live’s” Kate McKinnon’s Billary Clinton (watch the video above) hilariously proclaimed (to the horror of her communications aide): “Citizens! You will elect me! I will be your leader!”

Prescient.

Today, the real Billary Clinton proclaimed on CNN: “I will be the nominee for my party… That is already done, in effect. There is no way that I won’t be.”

Billary was even wearing a blue pantsuit when she made this pronouncement. Watch:

Just: Wow.

The hubris.

OK, here’s the deal: It’s up to the super-delegates at the Democratic Party convention in Philadelphia in late July to determine whether Bernie Sanders or Billary Clinton will be the 2016 Democratic Party presidential nominee. Only they, with their votes, have the power to give Billary or Bernie the magic 2,383 delegates that either needs to win the nomination.

It’s actually not up to Queen Billary, as much as she and her henchweasels, including, of course, Democratic National Committee head Debbie Wasserman Schultz, have done their best to rig the game in Billary’s favor and to shove Billary down our throats.

Why, you ask, would the super-delegates give the nomination to Bernie, since he trails Billary by around 275 pledged delegates?

Here’s why: Polls of the nationwide electorate show Billary beating Donald Trump by only 2 or 3 percentage points, whereas in the polls Bernie Sanders beats Donald Trump by the low double digits.

Real Clear Politics’ average of the match-up polls right now puts Billary at only 3.1 percent ahead of Trump, whereas RCP right now puts Bernie at 11.6 percent ahead of Trump.

The Huffington Post’s average of the match-up polls right now puts Billary at only 2.2 percent ahead of Trump — and puts Bernie at 10.6 percent ahead of Trump.

With about five and a half more months to go before Election Day in November, could these poll numbers change? Sure.

But both Billary Clinton and Donald Trump have been on the national stage for decades now. How many voters by now aren’t familiar enough with both of them that they’re going to change their minds between now and November? How much movement can we really expect to see?

Is Trump enjoying a bit of a bounce from his recently having emerged as the sole survivor of the overcrowded field of Repugnican Tea Party presidential wannabes?

Probably.

But I expect Trump to overtake Billary in all of the polls any day now — and what will happen at the Democratic Party convention in July if, by that time, nationwide polls have had Trump beating Billary by a decent margin (say, by at least 5 percent)?

What will the super-delegates do?

Which will be more important at the convention: coronating Billary, even though there’s a very good chance that she’ll lose in November, or stopping Donald Trump by nominating Bernie Sanders (assuming that Sanders is still polling significantly above Trump at that time, say, by at least 5 percent)?

It comes down to this: Do the super-delegates go with the winner of the majority of the pledged delegates if, as expected, Billary goes into the convention with more pledged delegates than does Bernie? Or do the delegates look to November and decide which candidate has the better chance of beating Trump?

Is winning the White House in November not the objective?

Is Queen Billary’s colossal ego, including her sense of entitlement, more important than keeping the White House in Democratic hands?

Yes, there is a strong case to be made that the winner of the most pledged delegates should be the nominee — it’s the only democratic way to do it, right? — but isn’t the purpose of the convention to pick the strongest challenger for November?

And we can change the rules of the game for next time — I repeatedly have advocated for the abolishment of the super-delegates, in fact — but for this round, the rules of the game are that the super-delegates, also called “unbound” delegates (pledged delegates are “bound” delegates), may vote however they please; they are not bound to vote with how those in their states voted.

It easily could come down to only the Democratic Party’s super-delegates being able to stop a President Trump by picking the stronger, nationally popular Bernie Sanders as the party’s champion instead of picking the weak, nationally unpopular Billary Clinton — no matter how the people have voted and caucused up to that point.

Buckle up. It’s going to be an even bumpier ride than it has been as of late.*

*Seriously, the more that the nationally despised and increasingly desperate Billary’s poll numbers tank, the more that she and her desperate surrogates will attack Bernie Sanders and his supporters, such as by calling yelling at the state party convention in Las Vegas on Saturday “violence” when, in fact, there was only shouting and no physical violence.

In their desperation and sense of entitlement they’ll lie through their fangs even more than they already have been. They will take slander and libel to a whole new level.

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False equivalence, even in ‘comedy,’ isn’t funny; it is dangerous

Bernie Sanders Reacts to Larry David's 'Saturday Night Live' Impersonation

Larry David admittedly does a pretty good Bernie Sanders impersonation, especially vocally, but I, for one, find corporately sponsored take-downs of Sanders to be chilling because there is a dark agenda of corporate self-preservation behind them. (By “self” I don’t mean to imply that corporations are people. They most certainly are not…)

It’s easy to laugh when a politician whom you despise is spoofed on “Saturday Night Live” or elsewhere. This was the case for me with parodies of Sarah Palin (Tina Fey won an Emmy for that portrayal) and yes, of Billary Clinton (both Amy Poehler and Kate McKinnon have done a pretty good job of portraying Her Highness).

It’s a little more difficult when the politician who’s being lampooned is your favorite, such as, in my case, Bernie Sanders.

Don’t get me wrong; Larry David overall did a great job as Bernie Sanders on last night’s “SNL.” He has Bernie’s voice down pat, and it’s OK, I suppose, for David or anyone else to portray Bernie as a bit of a crank, a curmudgeon (as David did). Long live free speech. (Did you detect my enthusiasm there?)

It’s that, of course, NBC is a mega-corporation, and so of course pro-corporate bias is going to seep even into a “comedy” show like “SNL.”

Larry David’s Bernie Sanders’ opening statement in “SNL’s” mock Democratic Party presidential debate of last night, for instance, includes: “We’re doomed! We need a revolution! Millions of people on the streets! And we’ve got to do something! And we’ve got to do it now!” He then pauses for a moment and then, waving his hand dismissively, declares: “Nah!”

David’s Bernie also declares, in his closing statement, that he’ll end up being Billary’s running mate, which is right in line with the corporate punditry’s “conventional wisdom” that Bernie can’t win. (He can, actually, but, of course, the corporatocrats and the corporate whores who love them will do what they can to ensure that Bernie doesn’t.)

Um, yeah, I don’t know. It’s important for us not to take everything too seriously, or at least to be able to laugh now and then, but the danger, it seems to me, of spoofing Bernie Sanders like this is that it’s meant to negate pretty much his entire message — which is awfully convenient, of course, not only for a corporation like NBC but for the entire elite establishment that benefits from the status quo, which hinges on corporations continuing to drain the life blood of working-class Americans and even destroying the planet itself in the process of profiteering obscenely.

It’s not really funny shit, and to laugh at it as though it were — Hey, if “SNL” is spoofing it, how serious can it be? — serves to enable us to continue to ignore it at our own collective peril.

Not that Bernie Sanders was the only one lampooned last night; the first words spoken by Kate McKinnon’s Billary Clinton in “SNL’s” mock Democratic debate are: “Oh, hello. Thank you for having me. I think you’re really going to like the Hillary Clinton that my team and I have created for this debate.” Ouch. (Because it’s so true.)

But while Billary Clinton indeed keeps rebranding herself like a human weather vane spinning around in a tornado (just very recently she went from being a proud “moderate” to being a “progressive”), Bernie Sanders isn’t a Chicken Little. The problems that he repeatedly talks about — such as climate change and insane income disparity — are severe and persistent, and it’s not difficult to foresee the future if we wave them all off like a joke, like Larry David’s Bernie Sanders does.

Another problem with spoofing presidential candidates and politicians in general is that there so often is the concern of the writers to give the appearance that everyone is being spoofed equally and that all sides of any political debate are presented as being equal. (This is meant to accomplish at least a few things, such as to avoid allegations of bias [probably especially by right-wing nut jobs] and to keep the money flowing [money might not keep on flowing if you have stepped on some toes].)

But that blatantly false equivalence so widely communicated within the corporately owned and controlled media, probably especially in the “news” media, inevitably infects our general discourse to the point that many if not most Americans cannot effectively and accurately analyze politics and politicians. They cannot discriminate between truth and bullshit and they often even (often enthusiastically) support politicians whose political practices harm them while only helping those who already are filthy rich.

The “tea-party” dipshits, whose darling right now apparently is billionaire Donald Trump, are experts at this, experts at being chickens supporting Colonel Sanders (who is not to be confused with Bernie Sanders).

How stupid is it to vote against your own best interests?

But millions of Americans do it every election, such as even with their blind support of Billary Clinton. (Well, Wall Street supports Billary, as it does Jeb! Bush, the Wall Street weasels’ top two beneficiaries, so their support of corporate whores like Clinton and Bush certainly makes selfish and greedy political sense for them, but the vast majority of us voters aren’t Wall Street weasels who will benefit directly from another Bush or Clinton presidency.)

Equal spoofing is bullshit because everything isn’t equal. To assert that it is is its own form of nihilism that, only in our own minds, lets us off of the hook of our duty, as the citizens and denizens of this nation, to ensure that our descendants, that all of the other species of life and the planet itself don’t continue to suffer degradation (or even extinction) in the future because of our selfishness, laziness and greediness in the present.

It’s not just “SNL”; take also 2004’s “Team America: World Police,” for instance. In that movie, which overall is pretty funny (with some truly hilarious scenes) and was a pretty good response to the hyper-jingoism that followed 9/11, the “South Park” creators make leftists from Hollywood (including Alec Baldwin [who played Jim Webb in “SNL’s” mock debate last night], Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon) and, of course, left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore, into villains, apparently only or primarily for the purpose of not being accused of taking a political side, of being an equal-opportunity offender.*

But, again, not all political sides are equal. Sarah Palin, for instance, is not the equivalent of even Billary Clinton, and Billary Clinton, while she calls herself a “Democrat” and even “a progressive” (“a progressive who likes to get things done”!), is not the equivalent of Bernie Sanders.

In a nation whose denizens can barely analyze political matters and politicians as it is (if they haven’t already given up the effort entirely for sports, celebrity gossip, consumerism and/or other forms of entertainment and/or distraction) — and who consequently, again, thus routinely actually vote against their own best interests (when/if they vote at all) — this false-equivalence-as-comedy shit just isn’t very fucking funny.

*It’s perfectly OK to take down limousine liberals, who by definition don’t walk their own talk, but that doesn’t seem to have been the “South Park” creators’ main intent with “Team America.”

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