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Two dudes kissing: Get over it or help the homophobes to get over it already

Adam Lambert, left, gets ready to kiss one of the dancers as ...

Adam Lambert, left, kisses one of the dancers as he performs ...

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Openly gay artist Adam Lambert plants a kiss on an androgynous (but presumably XY-chromosome-possessing) keyboard player during his performance at last night’s American Music Awards. I love Lambert and I loved his same-sex kiss, except that in the video of it the kiss seems to be a bit rough, even perhaps with at least a tinge of violence to it, and I prefer it to be warm and tender. (And parents probably do have a legitimate complaint that during his performance he shoved a male dancer’s face in his crotch…)

I love Adam Lambert. Not just his music, but his balls.

No, he hasn’t taken the path of Levi Johnston; I mean, I love his chutzpah.

Of any complaints that he was sexually demonstrative with other males during his performance at the American Music Awards last night, he said:

“I do feel like there’s a bit of a double standard in the entertainment community, on television, on radio. I feel like women performers have been pushing the envelope, especially, for the past 20 years. And all of the sudden a male does it and everybody goes ‘Oh, we can’t show that on TV.’ For me, that’s a form of discrimination and a double standard. And that’s too bad.” 

Yup. Ditto.

And it’s because in a patriarchal, misognynist society, female-on-female sexuality (in which the women really are heterosexual or are at least bisexual, of course) is considered to be hot (or at least tolerable) by many (if not by most), but male-on-male sexuality, even just a kiss, is considered by many (if not by most) to be repulsive and/or even obscene. (Must protect the children!)

(Male-on-male violence, of course, is perfectly OK, even for the kiddies.)

So many Americans have a problem seeing two men kissing because it’s so rare that they ever actually see two men kissing. What you rarely see can seem strange and foreign and even unsettling when and if you ever actually should see it.

The solution to this problem?

And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Gay and other same-sex-loving men who wish to show affection in public — holding hands, kissing, hugging, etc. — should do so if they are reasonably physically safe in doing so. (Kissing before some skinheads with baseball bats might not be such a good idea, for example.)

Of course, I can’t say that I am big on public displays of male-on-male affection that are not heartfelt but are just for political purposes. (Lambert’s on-stage same-sex sexual antics appear as though they might have been at least somewhat for the latter.) However, there might be times and places for even political same-sex public displays of affection.

Nor am I calling for public man-on-man sex or even for prolonged open-mouthed man-on-man kissing in public; if you must have prolonged open-mouthed kissing or fondling of the genitalia or the like, please get a room if you are in public (regardless of your XX or XY chromosomal status and your sexual orientation).

But again: If you are a male and you wish to demonstrate, with another male, affection in public that any heterosexual couple would be able to demonstrate without drawing condemnation (or maybe even a law enforcement officer…), then do so, unless you have good reason to believe that you could get physically harmed by doing so.

(Of course, if ending up in the ICU — or becoming the next Matthew Shepard — is your idea of a great political statement, then who am I to try to stop you?)

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Why Lambert lost to Allen (or, There’s NO escape from ‘American Idol’)

Adam Lambert, left, pretends to be happy that competitor Kris Allen, with his mouth wide open, beat him during the season finale of “American Idol” in Los Angeles earlier this week.

Goddess help me, I’m actually writing about “American Idol.”

I don’t even watch the show. I don’t even watch TV.

I caught “American Idol” no more than once or twice (maybe three times) more than five or six years ago.

That was in 2002 or 2003, I believe, because it was when the major television network “news” organizations acted as fucking cheerleaders for the unelected Bush regime’s Vietraq War in 2003 — instead of acting as critical journalists — that I stopped watching television, not nearly out of protest as much as out of total disgust.

But you hear about “American Idol” whether you watch it or not, because it is considered “news,” and the big “news” this past week was that probably-gay Goth-looking Adam Lambert was expected to win in the season finale of “American Idol” but squeaky-clean Kris Allen won instead.

It was just demographics, methinks.

The 27-year-old Lambert is from San Diego, while  the 23-year-old Allen is from Arkansas. This is Lambert:

Adam Lambert, American Idol Season 8

And this is Allen:

Kris Allen, American Idol

My guess is that more red-staters watch vapid, mind-wasting television than do blue-staters (I mean, I question the IQ of just about anyone who watches a lot of television these days) and that they found that Allen resembles them much, much more than does Lambert, so they cast their votes for Allen.

Sure, Lambert’s probable homosexuality was a factor, as he himself has stated, apparently; but that’s because to most of the bad-TV-gorging red-staters, homosexuality (or another form of non-heterosexuality) is tantamount to satanism, while Allen (who, hell, might also be gay, who knows?) is seen as a squeaky clean Christian boy. (He is heterosexually married before the age of 25, after all, while Lambert is suspiciously single.)

Maybe, given the clear divisions between the Lambert camp and the Allen camp, next season “American Idol” can split into two shows: “Red-State American Idol” and “Blue-State American Idol.”

(I shouldn’t give them ideas…)

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