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Make America Great Again Again Again: The orange menace announced at his gaudy stucco castle in Florida today that he’s running for the U.S. presidency for a third time. Approximately no one was surprised that the attention whore on crack decided to make a third presidential run.
Former “President” Pussygrabber had told us that he was going to make history today, and he did: He became the first former “president” in U.S. history who lost the popular vote twice and who was impeached twice — and who orchestrated a treasonous attack on the U.S. Capitol in a lame attempt to keep himself in power after he had been voted out of office — who decided to run for president again primarily because he thought that it would shield him from his myriad legal threats.
And that’s all that his running for president for a third time means.
No, of course, in fairness, it’s not only because he’s trying to avoid prison that mob boss Pussygrabber is running yet again: It’s also because he’s the fucking poster child for the baby boomers. It’s crystal fucking clear that we, the people, don’t want him around anymore — last week’s elections around the nation demonstrated that amply (as did his losing the popular vote in 2016 and then again in 2020) — but nonetheless, he absolutely won’t get off of the fucking stage. He feels the need to inflict himself on the masses like he feels the need to breathe.
However, I’m happy that Pussygrabber, in his refusal to go the fuck away like every former president (or “president,” such as the unelected George W. Bush) in my lifetime of more than five decades has done until he came along, will continue to destroy the Repugnican Party, losing it election after election after election.
In that sense, he has done an awful lot for his country. Historically so, indeed.