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Liz Cheney to Pussygrabber: “You’re sitting in my chair.”
Think about this: Wyoming Repugnican U.S. Rep. Liz Cheney, whose father was — still is — a fucking war criminal, and who never has disavowed her father’s war crimes, is not Repugnican enough for today’s Repugnican Party.
Don’t get me wrong; I have zero love for Liz Cheney, or for George W. Bush, both of whom come from evil families of war criminals. (And George W. himself is a war criminal, of course; I like to think of him as a reverse Adolf Hitler, as Hitler was a shitty artist before he became a war criminal and mass murderer, and George W. became a shitty artist after he was a war criminal and mass murderer.)
And let’s be crystal clear on Liz Cheney: it’s not that she truly gives a flying fuck about what happened on January 6, or that the majority of today’s Repugnicans — despite having labeled Al Gore and each of his supporters as a “sore loserman” even though Gore won the popular vote in 2000, which former “President” Pussygrabber failed to do in 2016 and again in 2020 — are uber-sore losers, still beyond-ludicrously claiming that Pussygrabber actually won the 2020 presidential election when clearly he lost both the popular vote and the Electoral College by decisive margins.
No, it’s that Liz Cheney, spawn of a war criminal vice president (who came to power only because of a blatantly stolen presidential election), has had high political aspirations of her own, and the only political obstacle standing in her way has been the entire Pussygrabber phenomenon.
Liz Cheney has opposed Pussygrabberism (dumbfuck fascism) not because of the clear and present danger that it poses to the nation, but because she wants to run the show, yet Pussygrabber still is taking up all of the oxygen in her party.
But you have to give it to Pussygrabber.
Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election. Only because his brother was governor of Florida; because Florida’s secretary of state (and chief elections official) was co-chair of his presidential campaign in the state; and because the right-wing U.S. Supreme Court was more than happy to pick the president, the voters’ votes be damned, did George W. Bush become president.
Yet Gore, even though he was the rightful president, went away; he never ran for president again, even though he’d already won a presidential election (a pretty good qualification for running for president again, methinks).
Yet here is Pussygrabber, who lost the popular vote twice, and who lost the Electoral College soundly in 2020, not going away, but still lying that he won the 2020 election.
And the pussies of the Repugnican Party are going along with Pussygrabber’s bullshit. Their fear of Pussygrabber, who is a vindictive, whiny little bitch perpetually on her period, is much greater than is their love for him, I’m confident.
This sick and fucking twisted game, it seems to me, really can end in one of two main ways:
Pussygrabber is able to get the full-on fascist regime that he long has dreamed of because too many pussies cave in to his fascist bullshit. (That said, Pussygrabber is fat and old, and so I don’t think that he could be dictator for all that long…)
The Repugnican Party fairly implodes into a party of dumbfuck fascism (Pussygrabberism) because it is comprised of way too many pussies who refused to stand up to Pussygrabber (indeed, Pussygrabber successfully grabbed all of them by the pussy) — but enough of us actually patriotic, anti-fascist Americans finally put an end to the Repugnican Party as it is now.
Again, though, you have to hand it to Pussygrabber. In my lifetime, anyone who has lost a presidential election — and in my lifetime that has been: Hubert Humphrey, George McGovern, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, Al Gore, John Kerry, John McCain, Mitt Romney and Hillary Clinton — has not dared to run for president again.
It always has been understood that once you lose a presidential election — or, in Al Gore’s and Hillary Clinton’s cases, even when you really win the presidential election because you win the popular vote* — you don’t run for president again. It’s just not done. To do so would be unseemly, in poor form.
But Pussygrabber is the uber-baby boomer. Tradition? Fuck tradition (or at least grab it by the pussy…). It’s all about what the orange man-baby wants.
Therefore, fully expect Pussygrabber, who only wins bigly at losing, to run for president again in 2024.
This lunacy of the Repugnican Party submissively putting its balls in the hands of the “man” who has proclaimed that he wants to be “president” for life should end in the final destruction of the Repugnican Party.
It’s up to us to make it so.
If we don’t, it could end in the final destruction of our nation.
P.S. Ted Rall’s take:
P.P.S. These too:
*If you truly believe that the candidate who wins the most votes shouldn’t be the one to actually take office, then you do not support democracy (except when it goes your way, of course) and you should go fuck yourself, you fucking fascist swine and traitor.