He has a promising future in porn!

Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner

U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) speaks ...

Associated Press and Reuters photos

U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York tearfully admits at a press conference today that he indeed sent a crotch shot of his via Twitter recently. Like we really needed the admission.

And they won’t even have to give him a fake porn-star name!

Just sayin’.

P.S. Yeah, but seriously, he should resign — for lying, if for nothing else — but he says that he won’t.

P.P.S. Here’s a shirtless pic of Weiner, courageously provided to the world by Andrew Breitbart, the Archie-Bunker-lookalike Great White Savior of Our Nation:

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OK, now that I’ve cleared the little bit of vomit from my mouth, I do have to say that Weiner, while on the thin side, is pretty toned.

But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Dudes really, really should not remove their body hair.

This should be the Eleventh Commandment.

Just sayin’.

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