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A snarling Sarah Palin-Quayle appears as the keynote speaker at the Wingnut Super Bowl in Nashville, Tenn., today. She apparently has called for a “revolution” against the nation’s first democratically elected White House administration since the Clinton administration, and while the Bush regime’s having run up the federal budget deficit to a record level was perfectly OK, the Obama administration’s spending on people instead of on the Perpetual War Machine Palin-Quayle dubbed “generational theft.” Because clearly, the party and the ideology that denies the problem of global warming and that stokes the fires of anti-American hatred in the Middle East by killing thousands upon thousands of innocent people there cares so much about future generations.
Queen Wingnut Sarah Palin-Quayle told the “tea party” fanatics at their national convention today that “America is ready for another revolution” and that the “tea party” “movement” “is about the people.”
Oh, except that the majority of the people elected Barack Obama, and not her and John McCainosaurus, in November 2008 — radical right-wing Repugnican Tom Tancredo’s complaint that we didn’t first have to pass a “civics literacy test” notwithstanding.
So apparently we, the majority of the people of the United States of America (53 percent of us) who voted for Barack Obama, aren’t really “the people.”
Only those who agree with Sarah Fucking Palin-Quayle and her “tea-partying” ilk are “the people.”
This comparison of the “tea party” “movement” to the American Revolution is uber bullshit.
What we are seeing is not a replay of the events that led up to the American Revolution, but a replay of the events that led up to the American Civil War.
See, I don’t view the wingnuts as “the people,” and they don’t view me and my kind — sane Americans who truly want liberty and justice for all, not just for certain demographics — as “the people.”
These are what you call irrefuckingconcilable differences, and they are the stuff that civil wars are made of.
And I’m ready for another civil war. Bring it on, bitches! Bring! It! On!
The wingnuts lost the November 2008 election fairly and squarely. They can’t fucking deal with it, so they’re claiming that they’re now under the “oppressive,” “socialist” Obama administration — against which they must “revolt.” Sarah Palin-Quayle’s calling for a “revolution” — when the majority of Americans voted for Barack Obama, does that not smell like treason?
The “tea party” nutjobs are not victims. They simply lost the fucking 2008 presidential election, and they lost it by a margin too large for them to be able to steal it, like they stole the 2000 presidential election and quite possibly the 2004 election as well. It’s called a “democracy,” fucktards. Get over it, sore losermen.
Palin-Quayle also sneered to her adoring all-white crowd: “How’s that hope-y, change-y stuff workin’ out for you?”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Except that her party, the Repugnican Party, is the party that put our nation in its mess now. It is as though “President” George W. Bush never were behind the wheel (like a drunk) at the White House from January 2001 to January 2009.
But if we can act as though the wingnuts are poor oppressed people like the American colonists were poor oppressed people under the British monarchy, I suppose that we also can just pretend that the time period from January 2001 to January 2009 never fucking happened, and that Barack Obama picked up right where Bill Clinton left off.
That’s how detached from reality Sarah Palin-Quayle and her mouth-breathing followers are.
Most Americans who voted for Barack Obama in November 2008 — those Americans who have some idea as to what reality is and who thus never would attend a “tea party” function — did not expect him to reverse the severe damage that the unelected Bush regime caused from January 2001 to January 2009 overnight.
Most Americans are willing to give the president whom they actually elected this time the time to fix the nation’s dire problems, and they are not willing to participate in the “revolution” that Sarah Fucking Palin-Quayle speaks of. Palin-Quayle’s “vision” we already lived under for eight long nightmarish years, from January 2001 to January 2009.
Most Americans want the wingnuts to shut the fuck up and to stop putting their IEDs along the nation’s long, hard road to recovery. Doing everything possible to interfere with the nation’s recovery, and indeed, hoping that the current, actually-elected White House administration fails — again, I am catching a whiff of treason.
I am willing to defend my president — and “my president” is a phrase that I was unable to use from January 2001 through January 2009, since BushCheneyCorp blatantly stole the White House in late 2000, and since you cannot be “re”-elected if you never legitimately were elected in the first place — to my death.
Barack Obama is not perfect, and I certainly have been critical of him — mainly for being too timid to advance the progressive agenda — but he is our democratically elected president, our first democratically elected president since Bill Clinton, and I will allow the wingnuts to again take the White House that does not belong to them over my dead body.
Millions of my fellow Americans agree with me, Sarah Palin-Quayle, so fuck your “revolution” and ask yourself if you and your FUCKING RETARDED supporters really can win a rematch of the Civil War.