REALLY ‘going rogue’

More to come (off): A shirtless Levi Johnston holds infant Tripp, the apparent grandson of Sarah Palin-Quayle, in a photo for the July issue of GQ magazine. Johnston is about to go even more rogue than Palin-Quayle ever would.

It’s official: the world is soon to see Levi Johnston’s johnson.

From The Associated Press’ um, piece on this news:

Anchorage, Alaska – Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate exposure — the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild will pose nude for Playgirl, his attorney said [today].

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder.

A formal agreement hasn’t been reached with the online magazine, but the photo shoot is a “foregone conclusion,” said Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler.

Johnston fathered a son with Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice presidential candidate who resigned as Alaska’s governor in July.

Publication of the photographs could be a source of embarrassment for Palin, often mentioned as a possible 2012 presidential candidate. Her memoir, Going Rogue, will be published next month and pre-sales already have made it a national best seller.

Just after Sen. John McCain chose Palin as his running mate in August 2008, Johnston was thrust into the national spotlight when Palin abruptly announced her unwed daughter was pregnant and the couple would marry.

The couple broke up after the birth of their son, Tripp, in December. The relationship between the Palins and Johnston since then has often been strained, mostly over visitation issues.

Palin’s representatives did not respond to a request for comment on the Playgirl job….

No date has been set for the Playgirl photo shoot, but Butler expects the world will get a gander of the finished product by the end of the year. Playgirl approached Johnston about posing in the buff, Butler said….

Johnston has been working out with Marvin Jones, a former Mr. Alaska competitor who has put the teenager on a low-carb, high-protein diet.

With such practices as “sexting,” nudity doesn’t seem to be a big whoop to today’s young people, and when you think about it, nudity is just our natural state and thus really is no big deal, but yeah, I expect Palin-Quayle’s followers to not be too happy with Johnston baring it all. (Though I expect them to look at the pictures anyway…)

Ah, the fond memories that I have of Playgirl, back when it used to be an actual magazine and not an “online magazine.” (Let’s just say that if a website can be called an “online magazine,” then I’m still looking at an awful lot of porn magazines, even though I stopped buying those years ago…)

Anyway, I’ve always thought that Johnston is a hottie, so if he wants to share of himself with us, that’s fine with me.

How about Todd Palin, too? He’s not bad.

What’s next for Johnston, though, I wonder? Porn videos with a Sarah Palin-Quayle look-alike? To cater to those with the MILILF fantasy?

Hee hee hee…

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