Monthly Archives: February 2010

McKay Hatch, victim of child abuse in Mormon cult’s ‘Christo’fascist crusade

Deseret News photo McKay Hatch, 16, of South Pasadena, is brainwashed Mormon spawn who successfully induced the California state Assembly to pass a resolution for a “Cuss-Free Week” that is to begin Monday. The theocratic Mormons also brought/bought us Californians … Continue reading

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Ding, dong, the Hummer is dead!

Associated Press file photo A Hummer limousine. (Either one is bad enough, a Hummer or a limousine, but some major asshole had to combine the two.) Hummer limousines were common in ancient Rome right before it fell. General Motors no longer will … Continue reading

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Oh, fuck THAT shit!

This fucking bullshit is from The Sacramento Bee today: Watch your mouth, California. The nation’s most populous state is asking its 38 million residents to stop using four-letter words for an entire week beginning Monday. On a voice vote, the … Continue reading

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Assorted shit (Under the Sea Edition!)

Free Willy (before he kills again!) Associated Press photos So today’s big news story is that a 40-year-old female trainer at SeaWorld in Orlando, Fla., was attacked and killed by a killer whale in front of a horrified audience. (She is … Continue reading

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Assorted shit

Dick the tease AFP photo The Associated Press reports that 69-year-old Dick Cheney’s latest heart attack was his fifth one since he was 37 years old. Cheney (shown above in a photo taken before he attended Barack Obama’s inauguration in D.C.) … Continue reading

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My problem with Johnny Queer — er, Weir

Associated Press and Reuters photos Figure skater Johnny Weir, shown in Vancouver on Thursday, refuses to state his sexual orientation. Like we really need him to, but still… Some French-language Canadian broadcasters are under fire for having teased gender-bending American figure … Continue reading

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Sarah keeps earning ‘Palin-Quayle’

I was enjoying not blogging about Tea Party Princess/Queen Sarah Palin-Quayle for an entire week, I believe it had been until just now, but the “Family Guy” brouhaha has inspired me. I don’t watch television (Hello, my name is Robert … Continue reading

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Elton says that Jesus was a poof

Thank Goddess that Elton John has created a tempest in a teacup by proclaiming that Jesus Christ was gay. Otherwise, I might have to write about the annual Conservative Action Political Conference, which began yesterday and concludes tomorrow. What the fuck … Continue reading

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Was capitalism turning Joe the Kamikaze into a ‘socialist’?

Associated Press photos Joseph Stack, a frustrated middle-aged American who was as mad as hell and couldn’t take it anymore, made a Kamikaze attack on a building housing the Internal Revenue Service in Austin, Texas, today, killing himself and a person inside of … Continue reading

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Go out bawling over the brawling

Associated Press photo Democratic U.S. Sen. Evan Bayh of Indiana has filled for the mainstream “news” media the-sky-is-falling-for-the-Democrats vacuum that Repugnican Scott Brown left after his takeover of the solidly Democratic U.S. Senate seat in Massachusetts became old news. Bayh is … Continue reading

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